Lt. Aldo Raine Pvt. : They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. I don't wish to be your friend. Are you aware of my existence? Lillian Harvey! Lt. Aldo Raine Donny Donowitz: : Inglourious Basterds is a 2009 war film written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, starring Brad Pitt, Christoph Waltz, Michael Fassbender, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Brhl, Til Schweiger and Mlanie Laurent.The film tells an alternate history story of two plots to assassinate Nazi Germany's leadershipone planned by Shosanna Dreyfus, a young French Jewish cinema proprietor, and the . We all come here to see if you wanna go pro. Col. Hans Landa: This is the wonderful Italian stuntman, Enzo Gorlomi; a very talented cameraman, Antonio Margheriti; and Antonio's camera assistant, Dominick Decocco. But you take off that uniform, ain't no one ever gonna know you were a Nazi. You didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement. Lt. Aldo Raine Is that the way you say it? : That does not belong in my movie! [standing behind the screen, he smiles] Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. we have to make a deal. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. : Wilhelm: Everybody needs to calm down! Official Sites Tarantino's most powerful skill is his aptitude for dialogue. This is good. Smithson Utivich Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. How'd the shooting start? No. Not one word of detail! Donny Donowitz Donny Donowitz: [in German as the audience begins to shout in protest and anger] I'd make that deal. So who are your three handsome escorts? The reason for Hugo Stiglitz's celebrity among German soldiers is simple. When you join my command, you take on debit. What're you? He ordered three glasses. I'm gonna give you a little somethin' you can't take off. [in German] Yeah, we got a word for that kinda odd in English. Kliest: Col. Hans Landa Sgt. You're letting your imagination get the better of you! [in German] Without camera movements. Whiskey, straight. Have I been shot? Lt. Aldo Raine: Lt. Aldo Raine I can see since you didn't see what happened inside, that the Nazis being there must look odd. Lt. Aldo Raine [in Italian, faking confusion] Yes! Col. Hans Landa They'll shoot ya. . Few questions about what? Not one damn bit, sir. Sgt. [voice-over] But if one were to determine what attributes the Jews share with a beast, it would be that of the rat. Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa : So you're "Aldo the Apache". [cut to Landa screaming and crying as Raine carves a swastika into his forehead]. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. A general. Pfc. Yeah, I was just thinking that. Make a deal. [in German] And another one over there, you might be familiar with: Sgt. Major Dieter Hellstrom: Wilhelm ,Pfc. Does the filmmaking equipment in the attic still work? Over there is a very capable two-way radio and sitting behind it is a more than capable radio operator named Hermann. Bridget von Hammersmark: [smirks widely] Enormous changes at the last minute? Just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. It's an interesting thought, Herr Colonel. And that don't sit well with us. How sad. If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big if, there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without settin' off them bombs. While rescuing Hugo, the Basterds kill his captors in the most over the top and bloody ways. If you are so desperate for a French girlfriend, I suggest you try Vichy. Product Identifiers. Landa gently removes her shoe]. Adolf Hitler: Who wants to send a message to Germany? Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind if I go out speaking the King's. : Donowitz speaks the second most, so he'll be your Italian cameraman. Tuxedos. [He digs his fingers into her bullet wound. Bridget von Hammersmark : [Drawing a map] Gentlemen, it's a pleasure; the friends of our cherished star, admired by all of us, this outright jewel of our culture, are naturally going to be under my personal protection for the duration of their stay. That's Sgt. : Why not? And you're the only person on this earth I can trust. Lt. Aldo Raine Shosanna Dreyfus: [threatening a French film developer] Sgt. Adolf Hitler: Sgt. He *was* in the film, and his brother *is* far more handsome than he. : And, as if to make my point, I'm a little surprised how tall you were in real life. Col. Hans Landa: Why do you have your Walther pointed at my testicles? I'm more than just a uniform. Well, if you're willing to barbecue the whole high command, I 'spose that's worth certain considerations. Now, say we let you go, and say you survive the war. Am I pronouncing it correctly? That's what I like to hear. Rats were the cause of the bubonic plague, but that's some time ago. Fuck a duck! : To continue to speak it so inadequately would only serve to embarrass me. Shosanna Dreyfus: Sound good? : The one that beats my boys with a bat. And I would like the United States of America to purchase property for me on Nantucket Island as a reward for all the countless lives I've saved by bringing the tyranny of the National Socialist party to a swifter-than-imagined end. Lt. Aldo Raine: Mir scheint, da fehlt jemand. The Germans being there was either a trap set by me or a tragic coincidence. At ease, Hicox. As war rages in Europe, a. Am I German? : Hugo Stiglitz: Least of all, by tomorrow night. - I wasn't speaking to you, Lieutenant Munich. Omar speaks third most, so he'll be Donny's assistant. Werner Rachtman: Not only shall I remove it, I intend to burn it. You know, Lieutenant, you're getting pretty good at that. I just have a few questions, Monsieur LaPadite. Donny Donowitz: Joseph Goebbels: Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Inglorious Bastards animated GIFs to your conversations. : Lt. Aldo Raine: A general. Maynardville, Tennessee. Lieutenant Aldo, if you don't think I wouldn't interrogate every single one of your swastika-marked survivors We simply aren't operating on the level of mutual respect I assumed. : Donny Donowitz Donny Donowitz. I guess so too. Bridget von Hammersmark [She uses her thumb, fore, and middle fingers]. Col. Hans Landa: Lt. Aldo Raine: : : I think this just might be my masterpiece! Col. Hans Landa: Col. Hans Landa: Smithson Utivich If you want to win the war tonight, we have to make a deal! What have you done? However, the reason the Fhrer has brought me off my Alps in Austria and placed me in French cow country today is because it does occur to me. Instead of putting him up against a wall, the High Command decided to send him back to Berlin, to be made an example of. Marcel: Lt. Aldo Raine: Omar Ulmer WHAT? Like I said, third best. Pvt. Lt. Aldo Raine Col. Hans Landa Bridget von Hammersmark: Pfc. And yes, some Germans will die, and yes, it will ruin the evening, and yes, Goebbels will be very, very, very mad at you for what you've done to his big night but you won't get Hitler, you won't get Goebbels, you won't get Gring, and you won't get Bormann. : Lt. Aldo Raine Lt. Aldo Raine: We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. : Col. Hans Landa I've heard of the Bear Jew. Once more? But you're aware of what they call me? Major Dieter Hellstrom: [In English] Col. Hans Landa: Sgt. Col. Hans Landa: Finding people is my specialty so naturally I work for the Nazis finding people, and yes some of them were Jews. If they're still there, and if they're still alive, and that's one big "If", there ain't no way you gonna take them boys without setting off them bombs. Lt. Aldo Raine : Is that the way you say it? Wilhelm Drink? Yeah, where is that, exactly? We don't like that. Finding people is my specialty, so naturally, I worked for the Nazis finding people and yes, some of them were Jews, but Jew Hunter?